
Hey, it's me, Hyphen Heath, for the last time. Today, I'm going to tell you about my personal life. Okay, so I was hanging out with my sister ,Cara Beth Comma, and we saw Evan Exclamation do a first-class back-flip on his skateboard! Evan Exclamation is a fun-loving guy, but he barely gets time to have fun during the day, because of his full-time job. My sister and I are well-known people, because we're really popular. My sister is really active; commas are just all over the place! I'm a little more laid-back. My best friend is Demondrae Direct Object, but my sister's best friend is Bethany Bracket. I have good punctuation mark friends, but I try to avoid dashes, because they give me an identity crisis. My life as a hyphen is amazing. For example I just got a brand-new, fine-tuned, non-used guitar yesterday. Also, I go to a top-notch school for puncuation marks where they teach me much-needed rules. I also like to work part-time in all kinds of sentences and paragraphs. My life's dream is to be the world-champion of the punctuation games. The competition is tough, but I'm a world-class hyphen. I'm not a fame-seeking mark; I just want to be the best hyphen I can be. I guess I'm just a simple, straight-line kind of guy. I think other people find me thought-provoking and kind-hearted, even if I'm not world-renowned. Being a hyphen is great.
P.S. I am posting a picture of myself so you all will know what I look like.
8 comments:
Wow. Interesting picture!
Heath,
Although your picture is quit disturbing, I think that you are a very unique punctuation mark and that writing is much esier when you are here.
truly,
Coley the colon(Celia Chapuis)
Why are you yellow in the picture?
Kaestner Question Mark
YOur picture is pretty cool. It has given me a another way of thinking about hyphens. In a good way, I think.
The picture is halarious.
Hyphen,
Nice picture
good job
- Peggy Period (Sarah Browning)
Wat up Heath! You've got a great blog. I love your picure.
What's up Heath!
I can do a backflip on my skateboard too! I love your picture and you blog!
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