Thursday, October 25, 2007
Hyphen Heath
Hi, I'm Hyphen Heath. As you can tell, I'm an all-important hyphen. I'm just a plain and simple hyphen. That's good, because I like things plain and simple. As a hyphen, I'm just a straight line. All I do for a living is connect two words, or I help a word continue on another line. I may not be world-famous; I may not get used twenty-two times a day, but I really hold things together. As you can see, because I'm a hyphen, I'm a connective person. Sometimes I'm depressed, because I don't get used as much as the other guys, but I' ve learned to be self-confident. Some hyphens are concerned about how little we get used, but I am worry-free. The other guys may get all the attention, but I don't have to work one-half as hard. I, presonally, as a hyphen, am a self-starter; I'm pro-active when it comes to hyphens. I'm not very demanding; I have everything I could want, except I wish I were used more. The thing is I'm very helpful when I can be. Yeah, I'm an all-around good guy, and I like being a hyphen.
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Hi Hyphen Heath! Your blog is great! I see that you are motivated to doing your jobs. I am too. I see that the period is not one of your fiends. Maybe together we can get rid of him!
Semicolon sammy (kaylor mccracken)
Hyphen Heath!!! It's you. I love you blog. TOGETHER WE SHOULD RULE THE PERIODS !!!!!!!
charlie the comma
Hyphen Heath,
Through my strong authority, I recognize your importance in the punctuation world. You should be used more, and your blog shows how you contribute by doing your job.
-Strong Semicolon
I've got something to say to you period hater. Foster the period and me are bringing all the periods of the world together to take over the English language!
Hi Hyphen Heath!
Even though your job is boring at least you have some off time. During that time you can do exciting stuff and maybe you'll turn into an exclamation mark.
-Ella Exclamation
Heath,
Your life is soooooooo interesting. I have never met a hyphen before. You sound really cool. I'd like to meet you one day.
-Emerson Exclamation
Hey Hyphen Heath! Your blog is great and I like how your self-confident and don't care that much if your'ne not used as much as the other marks.
-Emily Exclamation (Caroline Lee)
Hey Hyphen Heath,
I love your blog, and think it is very cool how many times you are in your blog. Maybe we should get together some time.
-Angus Apostrophe
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